Nick Saban is a MORON

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  1. VampMuse

    VampMuse Veteran Member

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    DO IT
     
  2. Chipeace

    Chipeace Country Roads Tiger

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    Hear me now & hear me clear....If I can pick Miles or I can pick Saban...I pick Miles!
     
  3. mancha

    mancha Alabama morghulis

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    Don't y'all understand that Bama didn't lose the game? They just didn't win it. It doesn't count when an Alabama field goal kicker can't make his kicks.
     
  4. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    Excerpt from the above link:


    "Saban couldn't possibly be taking a chance, risking his dynasty on a harebrained special teams scheme of a 57-yard field goal. Not after the Crimson Tide's Cade Foster had already missed three field goals. Not with a kicker named Adam Griffith, a redshirt freshman, a player he hadn't trusted to attempt the first three kicks.

    There was no way Alabama could lose this game, right?

    None.

    Then God showed us he has a tremendous sense of humor.

    God looked down at Auburn fans and thought, "You poor bastards, you put up with idiot Alabama fans all year around. They killed your trees. They say "Roll Tide," over and over again as they exit jail. You had Gene Chizik's implosion last year. I'm going to reward y'all at long last. Tonight, I'm starting a frenzy all over the Yellowhammer State. Alabama's not just missing this kick, Auburn's winning the game with no time left on the clock."

    And as the ball sailed through the air and no one breathed in the entire state of Alabama, it came up short and landed softly in Chris Davis's arms.

    And then this happened.


    109 yards later there can be no doubt. Auburn 34, Alabama 28.

    God is an Auburn Tiger. "

    Well, at least He was last evening!

    ROTFLMAO!
     
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  5. tigahfromhell

    tigahfromhell Veteran Member

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  6. lsu-i-like

    lsu-i-like Playoff advocate

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    Everyone who feels bad for Auburn must have forgotten about $cam. They are scumbags the same as Bama. Still, glad at the outcome.
     
  7. fanatic

    fanatic Habitual Line Stepper

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    Yesterday in my area, all I saw were Alabama flags flying on tons of cars (even though I live on the MS Gulf Coast). Today, not a one. Funny how losing one game makes that 'fans' ashamed to fly 'their' colors.
     
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  8. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    And we beat em.
     
  9. FirstCoastTiger

    FirstCoastTiger FirstCoastTiger

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    Don't forget also that your presumptive Heisman Trophy winner and probable BCSNC Game Winning quarterback is from the state of.......
     
  10. 65Grad

    65Grad Maturity is Overrated

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    It took God 6 days to create heaven and earth. It took Auburn one second to turn back the tide!!!
     
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