"Paying players secretly: Just another thing Alabama does better than Auburn." and i cannot take credit for this one.... "BREAKING NEWS: Jordan Jefferson offered money not to play."
This pic with an empty thought bubble mspainted in Or Cheer up Gumps, at least a bear might show up on the field randomly. Too bad this bear will probably be more along the lines of vicious 1000 pound salmon eating variety rather than football coaching variety.