I was wondering the same thing at first, but now I get it. It's a free association composition so I'll start - the rest can finish. Mr. Miles woke up, went outside and got the Advocate. Once inside his home, he poured a cup of coffee and looked in the sports page where he read that Tennessee's new coach Lane Kiffin was quoted as saying.... Izzle, Please continue the story.
Actually, I'm REALLY bored, bought a great bottle of wine, and I'm anticipating a great season of LSU football. Damn, I'm really bored. Obviously, I'm not the only one. View attachment 11768 .............and I still HATE OSU.
... that he would "out" Al Davis and force him to come out of the closet if he didn't quit trying to recruit UT players by paying their way to the NFL combines. "Oakland, you know is very close to San Francisco". Kiffen evidently has a lot of "contacts" in the Castro district who provided him with additional dirt on Davis. He also hade a lot to say about Tebow and Meyers because he hooked up with CowboyinTn and, over a fifth of Jack Daniels at cowboys trailer they discovered more recruiting violations by Florida. The drunkfest ended in a fight when Kiffen accidentally made a comment about Saban when he said....
.....I could make love to that man all night long. His recruiting style makes him so damn sexy. The way he oversigns, oooh, it makes me all moist inside. I especially like how he tells athletes who were already on scholarship before under Shula's dime that they are no longer wanted and yanks their scholarship. That's what I aspire to do at Tennessee. It's going to be sooooo much fun. I can't wait. I've already fired a ton of employees here at UT, so firing a student-athlete will be a heavenly experience for me. Miles then proceeded to deck Kiffin. He hit him so hard that........
...that he went through the paper thin walls of Cowboyintn's trailer. Trying to regain his wits, he saw two Les Miles's coming at him from the back door of the trailer. Which one of you hit me? said Kiffen and where'd you come from Miles? " . "It's Mr. Miles to you " said CLM, I came here to settle a score with you". " Why are you hiding behind Lance Guidry?", said Mr. Miles. " I guess I'll have to tear both of you apart, but I'll have to do it later because I just hate to make punks out of men this early in the morning!". I'll be back later. So Mr. Miles left them alone temporarily and went to UT's campus. When he saw coach Orgeron he said across the weight room "Hey Yaw Yaw....
