"Move the chains"

And the "half" back sure looked like a complete person to me. I didn't see any bubbles on that "bubble screen" either. Come to think of it, no "wheel" on the...oh nevermind.

 

They have a set on each set of the field so there is not 1 set of chains so you

 

Duck.

Even BobinOhio knows there's only one chain gang.

They're really not "sticks" either. Metal poles would be more accurate.

 

Yes, if we say "illegal man downfield," we may offend an illegal alien, I mean, immigrant.

 

And why do they call it a "dive" play when the RB is clearly running, not diving?

 

And refs don't throw flags, they throw hankies.

 

Sounds like the Grambling team has had a lot of experience riding on a bus.

 

you mean a democrat

That would be funny to see the ref say, "democrat down field" 5 yrd penalty repeat 2nd down.

 

Cmon Saturday...