"Moderate islam Does Not Exist"

i wionder if i converted to islam, and i went up to spikke and i told him that i was pretty moderate, that i didnt favor terrorism or beating women, that i simply thought that allah was great and that muhammad is his messenger, would he claim i was an apparition and didnt exist?

or would he simply claim i was not a "true muslim"? would we then be any more aware of what a pointless discussion this is?

 

I think it has something with the their belief that recreational sex or sport phu**ng as I like to refer to it is just not allowed. Sex with a woman is only for procreation so when they get randy they find a goat, or a donkey, or another guy. I don't care if they worship allah, jesus, buddah, or any other deity they are effing nuts. All of them, every last one from the king of saud to the lowest peasant selling soda pops out of the back of rusted out tractor trailer sitting on the side of the road wipe their ass with their hand and then clean their hand with the paper. This certainly cannot be a rational people. Then again 60+% of us voted for obama so we aren't much better.:insane:

 

america voted for bush too, at least once, so is it safe to say that all of america is retarded?

 

Like I said, we aren't much better. I'll leave it at that.

 

Which is why you are not wearing a towel on your head right now.

 

pssst hey you! dont mention Bush around here, panties get wet and in a bunch at that name. Sorta like catching the holy ghost.

 

Man thats a good one. Where is that Muslim nation Navy invading us anyway? I heard their paratroopers were almost ready be dropped on our soil. I guess they headed for the mountains when they heard BUS(c)H..............beer.