Last week he told everybody we were going to establish a running game and MS loaded up for it. Why does he keep telling the opponent what we are going to do. He should just be quiet. Some coachspeak mumbojumbo would be appropriate.
According to Voodoo tradition, the Bokor controls the zombie...as well as "turns them out". . You see, zombies are mindless and need someone to control them. We are in trouble for the Georgia game (day) but are in great shape for Florida (Night). It's all in the Creole Mojo.
Thought you had misspelled "broker", my bad :lol: Mojo, now isn't that a Cuban cocktail made with rum, lime, simple syrup, sugar and mint ?
Hatcher, The guy that said Miles is a zombie was right. Now the zombie virus has spread throughout the team. The good news is that zombies have superior strength and play better at night as opposed to the daytime. The bad news is that zombies are mindless and can't pay attention to strategy or make in game adjustments...hence the play calling so far. Why do you think Ford has struggled with the playbook? or Randle can't concentrate on catching the ball? You see why we have to rely on the running game now? Do you understand that Scott up the middle is soooo necessary on first down? Are you beginning to understand why Miles' coachspeak mekes about as much sense as Ilie Nastasi cursing out the umpire in Romanian? (The coach and the team are zombies) The two goal line stands were successful because of the superior strength of the zombie players on the defensive line. This could be the first year that an all zombie team wins the BCSNC. We should go undefeated this year if Saban can't figure out how to defend against a zombie attack. Forget about Miles tipping off the opposition of what we plan to do against them...we have to worry about the opposing coaches finding out about this !!!!........ ...[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU[/media]
