What's an elliptical? I have all sorts of beer glasses from all over the world, but not sure I have one of those...Go Cowboys!
And a tip of the hat to you, sir, for so astutely distilling the customary Miles gibber into a transparent form. Miles is a proven idiot.
Will never learn to adapt to SEC football? Are you on drugs? He has the most wins of any coach, and LSU has the most wins of any team in the 10 years since he started.
And the only National Championship he will ever be tied to will be with an already coached up team that could of won it without a coach...