For those of you who are "The Princess Bride Fans," a little humor to lighten up the atmosphere: [FONT="]Don't even try to wrap your brain around Les Miles aka Coach Vizzini and [FONT="]LSU[/FONT] football. It's an impossible task that'll only drive you mad. Trust me. Detach yourself and watch for the Entertainment value only; no X's and O's because LSU is playing on the edge; no common sense or football IQ required. Matter of fact, most decisions defy all logic; therefore, [/FONT] [FONT="]Coach Vizzini's logic holds true (looking at Coach Meyer), "But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the heavy package into his own defense when JJ is in the game or not? Now, a clever man would put the heavy package into his own defense when JJ is in, because he would know that only a great fool would actually throw with JJ in the game. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose to run with JJ in the game. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose to throw with JL in the game."[/FONT] [FONT="]Coach Vizzini to his Wife last night, "Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Saban, Meyer, Spurrier? Morons!"[/FONT] [FONT="] [/FONT] [FONT="][Coach Vizzini let's time expire after kneeling JJ at the Florida's 10 yard line with 25 seconds to go. The Dread Urban Meyer is up by 7][/FONT][FONT="] Coach Vizzini: HE DIDN'T GET THE CALL? INCONCEIVABLE. Coach Crowton: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.[/FONT] [FONT="]Coach Crowton: You are sure nobody's figured out our offensive gameplan? Coach Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one on planet earth knows what we've done, and no one in Florida could have figured it out so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask? Coach Crowton: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look up at the scoreboard and we have no points. [/FONT] [FONT="]Coach Vizzini: What? Probably some minor gliche in the scoreboard calculation, didn't we have plenty of "want" to cross the goal line?... in... these gator-infested waters...[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT] [FONT="][Coach Vizzini interviewed by Erin Andrews at halftime][/FONT] [FONT="]Coach Vizzini: A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost football coaches. Is there a second-rate school that I can locate nearby? Erin Andrews: There is nothing nearby... Not for Miles. Coach Vizzini: Then there will be no one to hear you scream.[/FONT] [FONT="][Coach Vizzini's last words to President Lombardi who personally walked him out of his office and kicked him to the curb][/FONT] [FONT="]Coach Vizzini: You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.[/FONT] [FONT="]All Kidding aside, the Florida faithful is real nervous about LSU coming to town. And for some reason, I actually think that we can keep this thing close. And do you know what Lester's record is when it is a 1-possession game? Try 22-8, try nearly 75% of the time, he wins... Go figure. Go Coach Vizzini... defy all football logic.... and WIN![/FONT]
Coach put in the same QB that messed up at the end of the Ole Miss game even though J.Lee has taken us all the way down the field and we only have 32 seconds to go with no time out!!!! INCONCEIVABLE. putting in a new formation with diffenent personnel with 20 seconds to go INCONCEIVABLE. JJ looks down the line to make sure all is just right - just one problem - he never looks to see what time he has left on the clock INCONCEIVABLE. the center that happens to be the same center from the Ole Miss game was just put into the game because the new center that wasn't in the Ole Miss game just got hurt snaps the ball with 2 seconds to go because he doesn't want to do the samething he did at the Ole Miss game because he was told by his NFL QB Dad he should have just snapped the ball anyway decided he would just snap the ball and hope!!! JJ was not only not looking at the clock he was surprised the ball was snapped with 2 seconds to go! INCONCEIVABLE. JJ did not touch the ball - we had 1 yard to go with 2 seconds left and the ball was snapped out to the 25 yardline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INCONCEIVABLE. The final horn blows and LSU lost the game ! INCONCEIVABLE. The coaches are going to the center of the field to shake hands but a FLAG on the play!! Tenn had 14 players on the field when the center that just was put into the game just snapped the ball hoping that something would happen diffenent than happened at the end of the Ole Miss game plus his NFL Dad had told him he should have just snapped the ball! INCONCEIVABLE. LSU lines up with a play that Coach Miles called ! INCONCEIVABLE. Ridley that had ran for plus yards everytime he had ran over the left side of the OL ran for 1 yard over the leftside of the OL and we score a TD with no time to play on the last play of the game! INCONCEIVABLE. LSU wins 16 to14 INCONCEIVABLE.
