Mike Tyson Writing a Book

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  1. LSUMASTERMIND

    LSUMASTERMIND Founding Member

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    http://www.nypost.com/seven/02122009/gossip/pagesix/literary_tyson_154690.htm


    It will include pop-up pictures and a English translation audio tape with purchase. I wonder what else him and his cellmate did at night other than reading quietly to each other during lockdown..

    I needed some comedy today and I think I found it.:rofl::rofl:
     
  2. Krypto

    Krypto Huh?

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    wonder if it will be ok if i color outside the lines in this book?
     
  3. TigerBait45

    TigerBait45 Founding Member

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    Mike Tyson is the most intelligent man I've ever seen.
     
  4. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    Shouldn't he read a book first?


    Like most wannabe authors he'll just fade into Bolivia.
     
  5. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    Wonder if the book will have a leather cover ? I'd be very suspicious if it does :hihi:

    Hey look, here's Mike reading to Holyfied !

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  6. LSUGradin99

    LSUGradin99 I Bleedeth Purple 'N Gold

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    Mike Tyson Writing


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! thanks mastermind, I really needed a laugh!!!!!
     
  7. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    actually hes always been well-read to an extent. in the 80s when he was rolling over guys he would quote all kinds of books but of course, miss the overall meaning or wrongly paraphrase an excerpt.

    he'd go from seemingly being very intelligent then all of a sudden ruining it with something way out of context.

    that brain of his is always spinning. it just never slows down enough to complete a rational thought.

    long ago we were watching him fight on hbo and in the postfight interview after he knocked out razor ruddock i believe.

    Larry merchant on the mic doing the interview when Mike says,
    Oh man he hit me so hard, so hard, it was like a fuccking mule kick.

    Pardon my french.

    the look on larry merchants face was priceless.


    everyone in the room was quiet for about 10 seconds, then when it finally sunk in everyone cracked up laughing. it was just another mike tyson moment.

    i always liked this one:

    "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him.

    I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher.

    I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
     
  8. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    All kidding aside, in a way I feel sorry for Tyson. If Cus Damato had lived I wonder if he could have kept him on the right path and / or gotten him the help he needed. I find it very odd that many people who are gifted athletically have other, sometimes even bigger hand ups.
     
  9. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    Mike Tyson wants to eat John Grisham's children.:lol:
     
  10. PURPLE TIGER

    PURPLE TIGER HOPE is not a strategy!

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    Mike Tyson's biggest mistake.............

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    What a b'yatch!
     

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