Mike the Tiger

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  1. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Those tigers in the tiny cages in Grosse Tete need to go, but Mike is the most pampered Tiger on the planet. He could use the companionship of others of his kind, probably. But there are some issues with that as well. Domesticated tigers don't have the same social interaction as wild tigers.
     
  2. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Surely there is a domesticated female Tiger somewhere they could find to put with him.
     
  3. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    This. Pseudo environmental activism at its finest. Domestic born and raised Tigers do not survive in the wild.
     
  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Are you saying Mike is to suave and sophisticated for a simple jungle tiger mate? Like James Bond and Elly May?
     
  5. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    Not that simple. They are solitary animals by nature. Only look for skeet in heat.
     
  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    And territorial. His habitat is a small territory to share.
     
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    What about if they made him an anatomically correct inflatable girl tiger?
     
  8. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    Like Tap?
     
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    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    Your money is better spent with SPCA.
     
  10. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    I donate to them as well, I'm about to stop with PETA.
     

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