Men, Men, Men, Men, Manly Men

Now I'm A Man, I Spell M-A-N......MAN

This weeks Manly Man Awards to the players who showed the most balls vs Moo U. Winners receive the coveted Dangling Truck Nuts Balls Trophy


OFFENSE If we limited the Manly Man award to a single player we could just give it to the leader of Buga Nation, Leonard Fournette right now for the rest of the season. Who would argue that LF7 is the Manliest of Men. Leonard gets the trophy for balliest performance of a running back in a leading role.

Two Offensive Lineman deserve Manly Men Awards this week:

Ethan Pocic was dominating his man all night long. Ethan can play any position on the O Line and play it like a pro.

The other Manliest O Lineman this week was true freshman Maea Teuhema. Maea stepped into the starting lineup and manned up big time when Josh Boutte faltered. Maea has earn the starter's job for now.

Now Bull Nuts Balls go to the quarterback or wide receiver positions this week but don't blame it on them.
They were the victims of an attempted castration by none other than head coach Les Miles.

Honorable Mention to Brandon Harris and Travin Dural.

DEFENSE Two true freshman were the manliest of defensive men this week. Arden Key had a sack and almost had another in the 4th quarter. He manned up and admitted that he took the wrong angle on the play but still put great pressure on Dak Prescott and would have been credited with a hurry had Dak not be good enough to complete the pass under pressure.

Kevin Tolliver II gets the other defensive Manly Man Award. Another poster said he was better than Patrick Peterson at this stage of his career. I don't know about that but his play was balls to the wall all night.

No Manly Man Awards this week for special teams. You all know why.

 

I dont think PP7 got to start the 1st game as a true freshman..

 

He didn't. Terrence Magee started vs Wisconsin.

 

He didn't start until the Ole Miss game. Remember that baffling stretch when LSU lost to Ole Miss and Arkansas where Rahim Alem kicked the football and kept an Arkansas drive alive that ended up costing us the game. Same time frame.

 

That award is just downright disturbing.

 

Surely you have seen a few on the back of trucks in Oklahoma

 

They are usually not flesh colored

 

I would have used a pic of a black one but the image page had only flesh and silver.

 

Here's a black one but I wanted to use a pic of them hanging from a truck. This one's $51.49. My Gawd! I thought they were about $10