Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye April 10, 2018 Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath. “Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him. As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a … monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, “Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that.” The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) 4/10/18, 3:13 PM Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye babylonbee.com/news/zuckerber…pic.twitter.com/Q2HAvqGrhz
Funny article and funny hearing. Nothing like Patrick Leahy asking tech questions! I’m surprised one of those idiots didn’t ask about a TRS-80!
my first computer had two megabytes of ram,.. I spent $200 to get it upgraded,.. to four megs, woo hoo
I had only 64 KB to work with, and a 5 1/4" floppy drive. I was pretty good at the Bard's Tales II & III, & the Ultima series. Those were real frickin games.
Same here. And I had to buy a 2400 baud modem to get online with a dialup. Had Prodigy and Compuserve and then AOL. Whenever it froze up it took 10 minutes to reboot and get AOL to load.
