Manti Teo suck fest commences

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  1. Tiger_fan

    Tiger_fan Veteran Member

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    The way i originally read "passed" was McCarron making homosexual passes at Teo, trying to get Teo interested in him, and that had me laughing

    You're meaning is probably funny too
     
  2. VampMuse

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    It would not surprise me at all if the fake girlfriend was just a way for Teo to be on the downlow. Something just screams I'm gay when I hear him talk.
     
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  3. TwistedTiger

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    Yep. Had his hoaxer come straight at him instead of pretending to be a woman, they would probably be a couple right now.
     
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  4. Tiger in NC

    Tiger in NC There's a sucker born everyday...

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    This. Have thought the very same thing every since the fake girlfriend thing broke. Dude is a major college football star and could get all the poon-tang he wanted in South Bend but he has a long distant girlfriend who he is "faithful" to instead? Screams of homosexuality......nothing wrong with it....just tell the truth.
     
  5. VampMuse

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    I am not sure I would come out if I was gay on a football team. The negative stigma, the chance at losing friends, losing playing time etc.

    I mean I'm glad I don't have that problem ........ I can't play football.



    Not gay either, just saying :)
     
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  6. TerryP

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    Add to that a professing Mormon and attending a Catholic school.
     
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  7. TerryP

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    Things you just can't make up:

    When he "got the call," he said he saw a California area code and thought his friends were trying to play a prank on him.
     
  8. Tiger_fan

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    That's basically what is going on with the hot model-caliber Auburn chick that made McCarron her bitch to further her own fame.

    McCarron is from Alabama and a product of old-school Catholic and Episcopal/Anglican schools. So no way McCarron is coming out of the closet. He and his center, Barrett Jones have a "squeal like a pig" in-the-closet homo relationship going on, but with Barrett playing the QB, and McCarron the center.

    McCarron loved how Barrett made him "squeal like a pig" and how he could trust Barrett to keep it a secret, but hated how Barrett was fat and had such a massive tool/loser personality (which is forgiveable because that is cool in redneck Alabama AND Barrett was a highly decorated national celebrity for his on-the-field play).

    Enter Teo, the exotic Hawaii/Mormon with the "15 on a scale of 1 to 10 personality" (as the most-probably gay Mel Kiper announced to the world today), and McCarron falls into a massive gay crush on him. Teo fills his head with a Happily Ever After story about how the McCarron and Teo gay marriage will be more watched and more romantic than the Prince William wedding with Kate...but McCarron just couldn't go through with it, something that he is still privately crying himself to sleep over today (but he'll get over it as the years go by)
     
  9. Tiger_fan

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    Heading into
    his fifth season at Alabama, AJ McCarron
    knows just about everyone in the Crimson
    Tide football program. (wink, wink)
    Still, it's been nice for the senior
    quarterback to see one more familiar face
    around the building, as Tyler Siskey,
    McCarron's offensive coordinator in high
    school, has been on the job for close to a
    month.
    "He's one of my best friends," McCarron
    said after Monday's practice. "He was my
    offensive coordinator in high school, left
    heading into my senior year and we were
    real close so it was hard for him to leave.
    "I’m glad to have him here and have him
    a part of (my life again, showering with him, and) the Bama family."
     
  10. Tiger_fan

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    More on the star-crossed lovers that are Teo and McCarron:

    In the BCS national championship
    game, Notre Dame lost to Alabama 42-14.
    That night ESPN cameras found Alabama
    quarterback AJ McCarron's "very real" beauty-
    queen girlfriend in the stands and Twitter
    blew up. Katherine Webb became famous
    overnight. That is one way the Internet
    ... (helped ruin McCarron's dream to be with Teo)
     

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