LSU vs. Cow Bells predictions

Hair of the dog cost me two 3 hour classes

 

But I'm all grown up now and much wiser,, as I watch the pecan smoke cook my bacon-wrapped baby backs

 

If you're going to make it that close, why not choose for us to pull it out?

Have some balls, Izzy.

 

i dont think blindly picking LSU every game is balls. its kinda stupid. hes making a guess on the outcome. its not a wish.

 

Being scared of a team that has beaten us once in the past 16 years is a lack of balls.

 

im guessing hes not scared. he simply thinks lsu may lose. which is about a 45/55 shot according to vegas. predicting lsu wins every game is more of an emotional/vaginal decision.

 

What do they tell girls? Have some tits?

 

Idk...grow a pair?

 

Ovaries.

 

Well, perhaps, but nothing could be finer right now. My older daughter went to a play with a dance friend, and the husband and younger daughter just went bowling or some such shit. I'm sitting here in the dark with a few candles burning, about to go open a bottle of pinot grigio and get toasted.