might as well just use "the vagina bowl" if those are the choices. actually, i can hear the talking heads now calling it the "steel magnolia bowl" really, something having to do with the Mississippi river makes more sense. like mississippi mud bowl what are they gonna do with the boot now anyway?
actually switch it around as "the delta duel" and it's not horrific. but i think the "magnolia classic" will probably take it.
The reminds me of this post I read by an Ole Miss fan living in New Orleans: I still vote for "Hell Bowl" or "Hundred Years' War."
