A new moron is created by circumstance, TV and Facebook. This patsy combines the look of Beaver Cleaver & Alfred E. Neuman (Mad Magazine), and is as likely to get leyyd this year as Harvey Almorn Updike, Jr. (of Toomer's Oaks poisoning notoriety) is to be made King for a Day at an Auburn homecoming game. Chance of reign--never! How the dweeb ever shows his face in Tuscaloosa again, I'll never know! He is now the Face of Failure for Bama Nation--and he will be laughed at & reviled--much like Cubs fan Bartman who deflected a playable foul ball, ruining the Cubs chances to enter the World Series. Look what happened to him: "Bartman remained seated as the camera continuously panned live shots of him between multiple replays of the foul ball. The somber image of Bartman wearing a Cubs baseball cap, glasses, headset, and green turtleneck shirt became memorable. Bartman had to be led away from the park under security escort for his own safety as many Cubs fans shouted toward him and others threw debris onto the field and toward the exit tunnel from the field. News footage of the game showed him surrounded by security as passersby pelted him with drinks and other debris. Bartman's name, as well as personal information about him, appeared on Major League Baseball's online message boards minutes after the game ended. As many as six police cars gathered outside his home to protect Bartman and his family following the incident. Afterwards, then-Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich suggested that Bartman join a witness protection program, while then-Florida Governor Jeb Bush offered Bartman asylum."
