I had to quit drinking alcohol 10+ years ago been so long I forgot when. At least I had it for DiNardo and Hallman I needed it. Oh God Tepper and his "It takes 4-5 years to install my defense" quote.
Man I feel your pain. I was living in Daphne for a while and freaking to deal with the gump fans every day. It was special. Now dont get me wrong there are trash fans in every fan base but al fans are something special. Its like they have to prove to everyone on the earth that they LOVE the gumps from tattooing their breasts to tattooing forearms/calfs, to having 9000 magnets/flags on their car, ect, ect. Now that is one part of the nausea of having to deal with that fan base on a daily situation, however to me the worst fans on the planet are the gumps/warchickens. Now they are different these are the miserable SOBs that jump from one band wagon to the next biased on who is winning and do not be confused I would say you are dealing with likely a 60/40 split of these (60 diehards/40 squishy losers). I can't tell you the number of "A's" I would see constantly and then the one second run back happened (just for example) and now the warchickens were the favor of the week and then hundreds of AU's popped up. Now either these people were in hiding and now felt that they could let it fly or all these band wagon fans were changing their colors. Dont get me wrong both fan bases suck. warchickens are more prick-ish and the gumps are just trashy in general but the bandwagon gump/warchicken fans are the freaking worse. GOD I am so thankful to be back home in GOD's state!
When I lived in Mobile I knew almost as many Auburn fans as gump fans. The Aubies were my favorite. I won a lot of money from them on the Iron Bowl.
They are more civilized. They don’t teabag passed out fans or poison trees then call post game radio shows to gloat about it.