LSU/Auburn on CBS @ 2:30

Still giving me shit about the Texas remark last week? And for your information, pointe shoes are not that easy to find.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Insomniac-Arts-Ballet-Pointe-Shoes/dp/B008Z8WKMU

solved

 

All my exes live in Texas. One was a dancer from Richardson so I'm familiar with a few of the dance shops in North Texas.

 

I have no idea wtf "pointe shoes" are but I know dam well your dad woulda told you to just put on your got dam cleats. I also know your tenacity and I say you can find some on a day OTHER than one LSU is playing.

Now get in there and put someone on their ass got dammit. *tiga pattin staceyo on the ass as he pushes her onto the field from the sideline*

 

They really have to try them on. She hasn't found the exact right shoe just yet.

 

So easy.

So scary.

 

Pointe shoes are the ballet "toe" shoes. And between work, dance classes on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday, high school open house on Tuesday, and taking said high school daughter to see Plano Senior High lose to Allen High School (again) at their Football Mahal on Friday...nah, there's no other time. If there was, I'd definitely put someone on their ass (probably YOU for patting my ass...)

 

tell her to fn wear them.

 

Doesn't work that way, dear.

 

She was fine as fuck if that makes you feel better. But crazier than a shithouse rat.