I think he would have to skip town and go to the NFL first, but it would still make a great Youtube parody.
victory--drink 1 secure victory--when used in succession, double shot. offense, defense, special teams --in succession, drink 3. quality opponent-drink 2
"look forward" When used in a Les sentence, it would sound like this "We look forward to the challenge of competing against.......and look forward to what that challenge may bring"
Not true. They were 4 inches away from scoring late in the game to take the lead, but we certainly would have then looked forward to the challenge of scoring again to win the game.