I'm making my own poptarts this morning cuz the store bought ones are made by Chinese robots in Mexico and don't have bacon fat. You're just not a purist.
I quite drinking coffee when I retired a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, I think my beer consumption increased enough to make up for it.
I'm growing the wheat for the flour but it's taking a real long time. But it's worth it, I'm a purist.
I planted some trees today. Going to be needing some toilet paper down the road. Hate having to unpack those big ass family sized ones. They don't wipe nearly as well as a good home-made one. Ummm, I love those splinters in my ass.
Yall run out of reasons to promote laziness in a jar so now you got jokes? I'm not a purist, I'm a traditionalist. In the preservation of our culture, I insist on maiñtaining some form of traditional values. You fuckers wanna be the Oregon Ducks. Go head, change the uniforms, it's the same ingredients, just a hell of a lot easier to tell who is who. Every last one of your grandmothers are waiting. Don't tell me, tell her...
