They also make a damn fine roux. Takes about 3 seconds for me to scoop the proper amount and dump it into the pot. How long does it take you to make one?
Yeah that dirty rice he made and called it jambalaya was funny but like you said to taint this morning, you can stay on whatever high horse you want and waste countless hours making something you can buy for $2 but you won't call me a shitty cook. I'll beat you with my spatula.
Longer than it takes the 12 year old Chinese girl to mix another 100 pound sack of flour and 5 gallons of "vegetable" oil tainted by the polluted factory in Beijing
Oh I DO use water, too. I don't like too much broth. I don't know how to change ringtones on an Iphone but I can cook bitch.