Lawrence Taylor arrested for rape.

Probably?
You can book that, like saying the Pope is catholic

 

Can you imagine getting raped by Lawerence Taylor? That has to be just as scary if not more scary than getting raped by Mike Tyson. LT is gonna catch you, you can't run. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

 

So does that mean that North Dallas Forty was a documentary? :shock::shock:

And as to the rape charge, I believe he is charged with 3rd degree, aka statutory rape. Doubt he carded her and I doubt she looked under 17. This is a drug and prostitution charge, which is plenty bad enough.

I don't think it was part of nutrisystem.

 

evidently his big problem is that he spilled all the beans. his atty says this type of felony is usually plea bargained down to misdemeanor but he's given away his leverage.

 

Lawrence Taylor rape defense: I didn't touch teen hooker, I touched myself, says ex-Giant: report

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The story says that the girl told reporters that Taylor got stuck inside her.

 

What does that even mean? I am not aware of any situation in which this is physically possible but maybe I'm just doing it wrong.

 

maybe he confused the super glue for lube? :huh:

:hihi:

 

Or maybe steroids worked in other areas on him.

 

The article says the condom got stuck and he had to fish it out. :shock:

 

So............steroids do cause pencildick syndrome.