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    what's this?
     
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    The mass grave of all the previous aTm mascots.

    It's right outside Kyle Field and the dogs are buried in a position that gives their bones a straight view of the scoreboard. When a recent stadium expansion occurred, the view of the scoreboard was obscured. there was debate whether to scuttle the project because the bones couldn't be relocated.

    A compromise was reached when the cadet corps decided to assign a cadet to hold a hand written sign with the score written on it up so the sacred doggie bones could see the score.

    They also have a phalanx of cadets surround the sacred collie dog to protect it.

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    From Baylorfans.com

    It is Aggie Week. Post your favorite Aggie Story.


    I've told this story here before, but kind of like The Night Before Christmas, I enjoy reciting it before the BU-A&M game. Please share your favorite Aggie stories here.

    A friend of mine played quarterback for UT in the 90s. One of the first games he got to travel to was against A&M at Kyle Field. During pre-game warmups, the Horns were running pass patterns. The Texas Receivers were running 10 yard outs along the sideline where Revillie was standing with its trainers/body guards. After waiting for the 1st and 2nd string QBs to throw the route, it was my friend's turn. The Texas receiver ran a 10 yard curl, and my buddy, who was young and nervous, and had one hell of a strong arm, threw the ball about 10 feet over the receiver's head. The ball was flying at lightening speed straight at the Aggies' prized and sacred collie-dog. Just then, one of the dog's trainers/bodyguards covered his nads and dove head-first into the path of the spiraling football. THUD!!! The trainer/bodyguard took it square in the chest. He hit the ground, rolling around for about 10 seconds like he was break-dancing. Every ounce of air had been knocked out of his body. Finally he got up and the other trainer/bodyguards slapped him on the back saying, "Good Save" and "Way to take one for Ms. Reville". After that, when ever it was my friend's turn to throw, the trainers/bodyguards lined up in front of the dog, with their nads covered, like a World Cup soccer team on a free kick. I love that these dumbasses value a dog's well-being above their own.
     
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    I think that's my neighbor! He's been tryin' to buy one boot for years now.
     

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