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Kenny Chesney to ruin College Football

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PodKATT Time to Put Your Pants On

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Award-winning country music star Kenny Chesney, known for his high-energy stadium concerts, has written a song exclusively for ESPN’s college football game and studio telecasts during Dick’s Sporting Goods Kickoff Week (Sept. 3-7) and Championship Saturday (Dec. 5) as well as select contests throughout the season and bowl games. ESPN will have the exclusive premiere of the song during its pregame show Thursday, Sept. 3, at 7 p.m.

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****ty, meaningless Award-winning country music star prize dwarf Kenny Chesney, known for his high-energy stadium concerts lackadaisically humping the dead carcass of a long-dead musical genre pandering to humanity’s most fatuous and ignoble traits, has written a song misbegotten flaming abortion of a$$-cramping tripe exclusively for ESPN’s college football game and studio telecasts during Dick’s Sporting Goods Overpriced Jockstrap Hut Kickoff Week (Sept. 3-7) and Championship Saturday (Dec. 5) as well as select cursed contests throughout the season and bowl games. ESPN will have the exclusive premiere public excretion of the song during its pregame show Thursday, Sept. 3, at 7 p.m. a date that shall live in infamy as the day suck conquered the universe.

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That’s how far you’ve beaten us down, Bristol: we’re rooting for the return of Big and Rich, who have spent years perpetually promising to come to your city without either fulfilling the promise and allowing us to ax a little ax-dang in their chest-tang, or put a little cyanide-tink in their drink-ink.
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EDSBS Archive NEW COLLEGE GAMEDAY SONG TO BE LITTLE BIT COUNTRY, LITTLE BIT OH GOD KILL ME

There is good country music, bad country music, and Kenny Chesney. I know there are some people on this board who enjoy his music. Those people have something very wrong with them.

PodKATT, Aug 27, 2009

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OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

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There is good country music, bad country music, and Kenny Chesney. I know there are some people on this board who enjoy his music. Those people have something very wrong with them.
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watch it. i envision an angry pregnant lady coming after you to stab with a fork.

OkieTigerTK, Aug 27, 2009

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shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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I'm with that guy that posted under the video in the link, Give it back to Bubba Sparxxx:thumb:

shane0911, Aug 27, 2009

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At least he stayed away from Saints camp this year.

DarkHornet, Sep 2, 2009

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TexasTigers Are You With Me ?

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Who the hell is Kenny Chesney......

TexasTigers, Sep 3, 2009

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lsubatgirl04 Cupcake Thief

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PodKATT said: ↑

There is good country music, bad country music, and Kenny Chesney. I know there are some people on this board who enjoy his music. Those people have something very wrong with them.
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watch it. i envision an angry pregnant lady coming after you to stab with a fork.
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That would be me. I LOVE KENNY CHESNEY!! Haven't heard the song yet but it has to be better than the Big & Rich crap.

lsubatgirl04, Sep 3, 2009

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After hearing the Chesney song for NCAA, I find it only mildly annoying.

paducahmichael, Sep 3, 2009

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This and Dr. Lou are so terrible.

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what i want to know is how i have missed it so far even tho i watched the two games tonight? :huh:

OkieTigerTK, Sep 3, 2009

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PodKATT Time to Put Your Pants On

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from edsbs this morning

Songs by Kenny Chesney we have rewritten for the pleasure of paying proper tribute to this year’s new theme for College Gameday on ESPN.

“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem, Because I Have Been Garroted by Orson Swindle and Thrown Off the Lester and Virginia Maddox Bridge, and Am Dead.”

“I Will Stand (In A Vat Of Concrete Bound And Gagged While Orson Swindle Entombs Him In the Foundations Of The Swindle Home For Smartass Children with ADD.”)

“You Had Me From ‘Hello, This Is Tiger With a Taste for Human Flesh, Particularly the Short And Sleeveless.’”

“She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy, Especially When It’s Being Hit With An RPG Fired By Orson Swindle With Me On It.”

“There Goes My Life” (No editing needed.)

“Guitars and Tiki Bars and OH GOD NOT IN THE FACE.”
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PodKATT, Sep 8, 2009

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