Jorts v Gumps

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  1. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Will Florida score?

    Will Bama rest their starters since they are in even without a win. I'd sit everyone.

    How long before Bama gets their fist penalty?

    Will Bama receive a penalty?

    Will you adjust your Tv so Billy Bob Bucktooths teeth do not look yellow.

    Will Verne climax during Bama's first td or at simply the sight of Sabans entrance.

    I usually pull for an al qaeda strike in these games. No need to change now.
     
  2. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Florida will probably score late in the game when Alabama's 4th string is in. Honestly I hope the Gumps win 100-0 and everyone on Florida's team has to soak in an ice bath for 6 hours tomorrow. I hate Florida. And I hate their stupid looking coach with his stupid looking haircut and his stupid looking face.
     
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  3. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    28-8 final
     
  4. tzanghi

    tzanghi Founding Member

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    This is his last game right? How many times will he say "Touchdown; Aaaaaa-luuuuh-bama"? More than once per score?
     
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  5. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    I don't recollect much that announcers say but that one sticks with me.

    There's a part of me that wants to venture off course and say Bama shit's the bed, like they've been known to do; however, too much talent disparity. Best defense going against worst offense. Bama is about to bust up the Gators. Saban can pick the score and it could be THE most lopsided SEC Championship ever, IF Saban wants.
     
  6. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

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    35-9 bummer, no more than 3 penalties against the gumps and none of them on critical plays. Afterwards Jim Mcelpuss will cry that Bama fans were mean to him.
     
  7. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 PureBlood

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    And his piss yellow teeth!
     
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  8. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Yep last game. Bring on Brad nessler.
    If they do score a lot it won't be because they're trying. I think they coast and gtfo with as few injuries as possible.
     
  9. HalloweenRun

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    Did The Gators borrow Clemson's road unis? What a bunch of cheapskates!
     
  10. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    The thing that jumps out to me the most is how quickly Alabama fills any hole made by any opposing offense.
     

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