When Joe is out of toilet paper, he wipes his ass with his new herbie award When Joe goes fishing, red fish jump in his boat When Joe walks through the swamp, Gators kneel Joe's house cat is Mike the Tiger Joe doesn't have to trawl, shrimp march to the net When Joe goes froggin' he just opens his sack. Joe doesn't always eat crustaceans, but when he does, he eats crawfish and sucks the fat out of the head