Jerry Jones inebriated opinions of Tim Tebow and Bill Parcells

I love Jerry Jones.

As long as he owns the Cowboys and Wade Phillips coaches, they'll never win a Super Bowl.

 

Odds that this makes Tebow cry?

 

Good to know the Cowboys won't be the one who picks that punk.

and about the Parcells thing. They are better without him, so just sayin'.

 

JJ is not drunk. He has several marbles in his mouth, thats why he sounds that way. "I not junk, aw-c-fur"

 

Oil rich 'necks all boozed up.

Gotta love 'em. :thumb:

 

The guy asking some of the questions sounds completely sober, wonder if they were setting Jerry up? He sure likes to hear himself talk!

 

Parcells is the guy who put that team together though. No Parcells, no Demarcus Ware, no Tony Romo, no Bradie James, no Terrance Newman, no Jason Witten, no Marion Barber, no Jay Ratliff. Hell i think if Parcells was still coach there, that 13-3 team that lost in the first round to the eventual superbowl champion Giants would have won the superbowl that year.

 

Wishful thinking.

 

not really wishful, but that team killed the Giants twice in that same season.

I would absolutely love to see the Cows and Saints in the NFC championship game this season, and the Saints slaughter them, because the Superbowl is in Dallas this year, and i think Jerry Jones would sell his children and grandchildren into sex slavery to make it to the dance this year.