Atheist Rex: I don't believe in God. Evangelical trumpian: You're going to burn in hell. You're not allowed into heaven unless you accept Jesus as your savior! The choice is yours. Atheist Rex: Well, you're wrong. No hard feelings, though, let me buy you lunch at this restaurant. But you can't go in unless you wear a mask. Evangelical trumpian: That's tyranny!
Stay off the highways, because those require a photo ID card. Don't vote in Louisiana, either, because that requires an ID. Don't apply for Social Security, because you'll need to provide a birth certificate.