I'm pretty sure if you have a 21 year old daughter, and I hit on her, you would kill me. I'm opposed to dying.
I'm sure I will get tired of younger girls soon enough. They already annoy me but not there yet. Not that I'm opposed to older women, they just are harder to get into bed
That's pretty funny. Now, just because I'm technically old enough to have a daughter that age, I was 31 before I had my first kid.
Ah okay so your daughter isn't old enough to hit on, good My skills at hitting on women are terrible. I'm overweight, don't have a lot of money, and I have aspergers and am extremely awkward because of it. I was in a relationship for 11 years before it ended 3 years ago. So yeah I do not know how to date women. Young, and stupid is about the easiest to get so ... um yeah that's what I get.
You need to hang out with @tirk for a weekend. He will fix you right up. I taught him almost everything I know.
It's actually not a matter of knowing but a matter of doing. I've helped my friends with what they need to say to go pick up females etc. I just can't do it myself. I don't make eye contact, I ramble on about topics, I miss just about every bit of body language. Seriously, I don't know how anyone with aspergers EVER gets married with how bad we are at relationships.
How in the hell did I miss this? Truth is I clicked on this thread to pick with you and ask wtf you knew about Freak's shoulder. Yeah but Vamp needs a higher cull factor than tirk. When tirk walks into a room, fish in aquariums stop swimming.
Yep, that confirms it. We need to get you into training. It really has nothing to do with you or aspergers or topics or any of that stuff. Enough of that, back to the shoulder.
