Surprises me, because Clint Eastwood was elected mayor of Carmel, Ca.,..what I thought was basically a colony of elite liberals, Eastwood ran on a platform of ice cream,.. that was in 1986, apparently he's lost his mind since then

30 Years Ago, Clint Eastwood Was Elected Mayor of Carmel, California

Would rather fight Patrick Swayze than Sam.

"I recon not boy, you gonna draw them pistols or whistle dixie?"

pfft, I'd rather take a bong hit and watch Ted Baxter act like a boob

Why do you need a bong hit to watch Ted Baxter, funny enough without the bong.

do you drink alcohol?.. isn't life wonderful enough without it?.. like a beer in a tavern, a bong hit only adds to the enjoyment.

One bourbon, one scotch and one doobie.

Would rather have a glass of scotch and watch El Kabong

I’ve never hated Auburn. To me they have always been the team that LSU has had their number. They're the Gumps’ little brother.
We always seem to outsmart the Plainsmen, or War Eagles or Tigers or.....