If I Were LSU's Head Coach

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  1. JaxTigFan

    JaxTigFan Founding Member

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    ....JJ never would have got back his starting job after the way Lee led the team without him. 2 quarterback system at best, but JL won the strating job on the field IMO and JJ lost the starting job off the field. 2 bad throws on Nov 5th should not have benched JL for the rest of the season. We may have lost the Nov 5th game with JL playing it out, but maybe we would have had the revenged factor going into last night's game instead of Bama and probably a better offense.
     
  2. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Ok, here is my theory. In 1989 Les Miles was the offensive line coach for Michigan. There was an offensive lineman on that team by the name of Warde Manuel and a running back by the name of Leroy Hoarde. Warde Manuel and Leroy Hoarde told Les Miles of some young talent in their home city of New Orleans, as Manuel attended Brother Martin and Hoarde attended St. Augustine. While on a recruiting trip to New Orleans to check out these players Les Miles met a young lady named Elaine. They struck up a conversation and ended up sleeping together, and Elaine became pregnant. 9 months later in August of 1990, their son, Jordan was born. In order to keep this quiet, Miles made a promise to Elaine that one day, when Miles had a coaching job, young Jordan would be his quarterback. If not, Elaine would spill the beans to Les' wife.
     
  3. asignupe99

    asignupe99 Founding Member

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    Nice! I like it. That some compelling ****.
     
  4. JaxTigFan

    JaxTigFan Founding Member

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    As crazy as that sounds, it's the only thing that makes sense at this point.
     
  5. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    When you guys were growing up playing sports, who was the one kid on the team that always got a pass no matter?


    The coaches son.
     
  6. JaxTigFan

    JaxTigFan Founding Member

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    The kid on my team that always got the pass was the kid with the good looking mom!!:)
     
  7. geauxgirlsguy

    geauxgirlsguy Its cold here.

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    Now the last 3 yrs make sense. Too bad he didn't bang barkleys mom or robot griffins.
     
  8. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

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    It definitely makes a hell of a lot more sense than not giving JL a shot last night. Even the Bama fans around me couldn't believe their eyes every time JJ trotted onto the field in the second half while JL watched. The mystery of why JL was tossed aside and the love affair that Miles has with JJ will go down as a mystery as big as Bigfoot or the missing link. I've yet to hear a reasonable, credible explanation.
     
  9. DoctorDave

    DoctorDave Guest

    I heard that CLM last name is really Jeffer, and that he is from Iceland.
     
  10. Big Bodie

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    [FONT=&quot]1. # 9 + Les = 0[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]2. 21 - 0 = EMBARRASSING[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]3. Thank GOD J.J. is gone, oh please take Miles with you ![/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]4. Would Lee done any worse, we will never know that answer.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]5. LSU has too much Miles[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]6. The people of La. lost more money than Miles' makes in a year, which is too much anyway.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]7. Anyone want to buy some good never to be worn T-shirts or hats ??[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]8. Not paying $ 2000 for 2 tickets, $ 700 for hotel, $ 75 for gas, $50 for parking and $ 200 for drinks is a bunch, but being able to turn off the TV is PRICELESS!!!![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
     

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