No, they don't make trophies for second place. And you can't have either of our :crystal: trophies. Saban earned both of those for us. Not for y'all. Live with it.
However that sounded, I'm sure you meant that in the most sincere way possible. I just believe that heaven forbid the worst occurred, My fellow SEC fans in the spirit of compassion wouldn't even think to bring up that score. Of course we may never know, but preparing for the worst maybe we could have your :crystal: sent to the Bear Bryant museum this summer so everyone can look at the latest in trophy hardware.
Dude. Nick Saban IS LSU. Nick Saban Coaches for Bama. LSU coaches Bama. LSU owns Bama. I assume you saying "heaven forbid the worst occurs" is in reference to the possibility that LSU wins a :crystal: for Bama on Thursday. If that happens, then we won't be too excited. Why would we want LSU to win a title for Bama? We probably wouldn't mention it. So no worries.
I thought you lived vicariously through Utah, you mean it was Alabama all this time. This is like "Back to the Future". I'm going to need some time on this one.
Your kidding me about my spelling? Ain't it the truth, of course I did tell you I'm from Alabama. In my neighborhood, this is considered waterfront property.