Humor heard in the stands:

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by sugarlsu, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. sugarlsu

    sugarlsu Founding Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2004
    Messages:
    1,684
    Likes Received:
    177
    A few good lines from the game:

    I told you JJ would play. If I tell you it's Easter, you better dye you some eggs!

    Kentucky is like Vandy, without the brains.

    They told JJ to run like the DA was after him.

    Fan 1: "give me some scores!"
    Fan 2: "21-7, 14-3, 28-14"
    Fan 1: "thanks alot"


    Feel free to add yours, maybe this could be a weekly thread.


    And in case you missed it, the best line on the forum this week IMHO:

    "If honey badger wants the heisman, he will take it", by ASD.
     
  2. Pennsylvania

    Pennsylvania Go easy on me

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2011
    Messages:
    1,353
    Likes Received:
    231
    "If honey badger wants the heisman, he will take it".[/QUOTE]

    At the very least, he will strip it out of the winner's hands......
     
  3. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2002
    Messages:
    26,080
    Likes Received:
    1,247
    "Why dey want to play dat ******* ******!
     
  4. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2006
    Messages:
    32,750
    Likes Received:
    11,275
    I heard when they flipped Jefferson called heads.
     
  5. Cordelia

    Cordelia Founding Member

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2007
    Messages:
    101
    Likes Received:
    11
    This is a great idea. When I had season tickets, I would, without fail, hear the funniest things in Tiger Stadium. Maybe the Admin. could make a folder or whatever they are called. Thanks for sharing. I miss being there more than I can say.
     
  6. lsudolemite

    lsudolemite CodeJockey Extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2006
    Messages:
    4,588
    Likes Received:
    1,229
    This was (crude) humor seen in the student section, not really heard. In honor of the first pink game in TS, some of our brilliant young scholars showed their support for breast cancer research by dying their hair pink and painting "Save the ta-ta's" and "I (heart) b***ies".

    Couldn't make this up if I tried.
     
  7. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2010
    Messages:
    3,318
    Likes Received:
    1,299
    And some of you would rather hunt squirrel on Saturdays......:dis:
     
  8. LSUTyga73

    LSUTyga73 Football Connoisseur

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2004
    Messages:
    3,704
    Likes Received:
    392
    One of the greatest times I had was singing "Hey baby" in the student section at the 2008 Bama game. It was Saban's first game back in Tiger Stadium and we all sang, "Heyyyyy, heyyy Saban, I wanna knooow, if you'll be my b*tch!". Everyone started singing it...it was pretty epic to say the least.
     
  9. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2002
    Messages:
    26,080
    Likes Received:
    1,247
    Still watched the game. It's different when you are over 60. Pink hair and T-shirt slogans lose their luster.
     
  10. Rwilliams

    Rwilliams Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2010
    Messages:
    3,857
    Likes Received:
    183
    I'm sure a lot of things that are pink lose their luster for you when you're over sixty. :bncry::D
     

Share This Page