HERE I IS....COME GET YOU SOME...

:hihi: We is gonna kick that LSU arse enough to put them out of the top twenty.........:hihi: The only chance LSU has is if Nutt chooses to pull out all the stops against MSU or LSU....Onside kick to start the game...tackle eligible....leaving the snap on the ground for a pulling lineman to pick up....

New SEC rules for when the number one team in the country plays the last team in division one:

Right handed qbs have to throw left handed...
running backs have to take handoffs backwards and continue to run backwards..any deversion draws a twenty-five yard penalty...if such penalty occurs within the LSU twenty five....touchdown...Ole Miss...

Any field goal kicker (especially named Alamond) must tailgate with KATT starting at 7:00 AM gameday...If he can stand unassisted by kickoff, he cannot play....

Any punter named Wing must actually have wings....nothing artificial....I inspect.

Any running back named Blue must actually be blue....not black or any version close.

Any qb named Lee must have proof that he is not related to Robert E. Lee....Any relative named Robert E. Lee cannot be over twenty years of age.

Any qb named Jefferson cannot be named Thomas...and must have an IQ provening he may qualify as a candidate for President of the US..

The starting qb must have more td passes than the "other" qb.

If Ole Miss were to prevail hihi:) the entire LSU team will face the OM student body and repeat the Hotty Toddy cheer. (Led by Les Miles) Then the entire LSU team (plus coach Miles) will go over to the LSU student body and be led by Houston Nutt in a cheer of REBEL BAIT....REBEL BAIT....:hihi:LSU!:crystal:

 

I still give LSU the advantage with those "new rules". haha, nice post man.

 

Hey, Colonel,

I have only three questions:

1. Is what you are smoking synthetic or real?

2. Can I get me some of it (see 1.)?

3. Can I get a Bucket of 20, white meat only, with a lg. bag of fries, gravy & mash & some hush puppies? Oh, er--my bad! I thought you were related to "The" Colonel! Sorry! (Cancel my order)!

 

I feel sorry for you this year col reb. Better luck with your next coach.

 

Just 2 problems with the rule.
1) the IQ test. As recent history shows a 50 IQ qualifies one to be president. Maybe you can get into Moo State with a 50 but we need a 75 for LSU.
2) Isn't it BEAR BAIT?

 

LOL.....that a way to try to bring some interest......to what otherwise seems like a one sided contest!!

 

This game will be such a run-a-way for LSU that if you look real close during the second half you will probably notice that the cheerleaders are no longer on the sidelines cheering. They will be in the game!... and still scoring! There may even be a sign up sheet for the LSU fans to get into the game! :hihi::hihi::hihi: GEAUX TIGERS!

14 and EAUX is the goal!

:tigereye::LSU231:

 

LSU cheerleaders scoring? Are you saying our cheerleaders are easy?

 

You might actually be on to something with this one. :grin:

 

I volunteer to be in any game** where the cheerleaders are scoring! "Put me in, Coach!"

** Offer not valid for aTm games.