I probably could but I'm day drinking.

The baseball geeks would be trying to float a beach ball about now.

It's 5 O'Clock somewhere.

Is it possible to have less faith in one man than we have in Duke Alleva? If he were trying to hit on Kate Upton his opening line would be she's gained weight.

How many Golden Girls are there? About 20? There's always two who are too skinny, one whom you figure got in as board member's niece, so that leaves 17?? Hey, you only live once.

Nah, it's spelling

Sooooooo you're probably not a member of Gator Athletic Fundraisers?? Lmao

HAYOHhHHHHHH!
He's here all season, folks.

Don't forget Finebaum. He was probably still cupping Saban's twins when this all went down.

We have a bunch here.

Harvey is about to pound our ass with rain.