It's cute that you think of your mom as your wife, she must be proud. Now go finish your fish sticks and purple koolaid.
I thought fish sticks were banned in South Louisiana. Sad thing is Tap would probably eat the smuggled in fish sticks AND LIKE EM, we already know he likes the coolaid.
Talking to Tap is kind of like giving the guy standing by the overpass a dollar. It makes you feel good.