For fucks sake, let the kids have fun. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ts-ohio-hs-basketball-team-state-championship
Zebras always want to play a role in determining the outcome of games. That's why I quit being one. I'll work the clock still but fuck the field.
Probably a way cooler gig away. Can enjoy watching the game without really having to do as much work as a zebra.