Hail to the Football Gods in 2011 ... RamahsGhost speaks

They got 3 ... and a gift from Les

BAMA gets mauled on Nov. 5

LSU 38, Bama 13 ... cuz even Nicky gets a gift from Les after that azz has been beaten good!

 

BAMA gets mauled on Nov. 5

LSU 38, Bama 13

... cuz even Nicky gets a gift from Les late in the game

THE BEASTS OF FALL
A tribute to the Mighty LSU Defense of 2011

BEAST BE FIERCE & BEAST BE STRONG
Fight Ferociously TIGERS all the game long
LSU to be tested from the north to the south
Facing the game plan we call Smash Mouth

College Football, a war won in the trenches
Them proven unworthy will fill our benches
BEAST BE FIERCE & BEAST BE STRONG
Play fourteen games in this season so long

Enemy OCs with their orchestrated attacks
Shall rush up the middle to break our backs
Running quickly inside praying they splinter
That defensive heart, running right at Minter

They will try to run 'tween Freak & Brockers
Behind overweight lines & big slow blockers
Alas, they have not iron or muscles of STEEL
And will never be able to Match Moffit's Zeal

BEAST BE FIERCE & BEAST BE STRONG
Fight Ferociously TIGERS all the game long
When we stymie their attack North to South
They will go the air and forget Smash Mouth

But what is waiting for them, all fans will see
Is the greatest passing dee in school history
Tyrann to their left and Eric Reid to their right
Another pic-six has the fans howling all night

BEAST BE FIERCE & BEAST BE STRONG
Fight Ferociously TIGERS all the game long
Our goal Atlanta to take another SEC crown
Then on to a DOME to bring the house down

BEAST BE FIERCE & BEAST BE STRONG
Fight Ferociously TIGERS all the game long

 

The Bengal Bard is rolling in his grave if he is dead.

 

Here's another one!


LSU 9, Lil Nicky 6:hihi:

The Legend of Little Nicky

​

Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR
Did you see Miles coming & did you care?
Will you not live through the great abuse?
Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

Those Tigers of Auburn turned you green
And Tigers of Miles took away the sheen
Spirits won’t mend when so badly broken
Loyal words bout Nicky no longer spoken

Grumbling began after that great game
True love for Little Nicky never the same
NAMATH n' others so secretly scheming
To replace Little Nicky after his reaming

Little red wagon wheels coming off fast
Nicky rolled Auburn again in a late blast
Little Statue of Bronze next to THE BEAR
It ain't so bad now, so don't you despair!

Sexton gives you a call, he still loves you
But inside you know, he’s one of the few
Texas GREEN is right there for the taking
All of that dough has got Sexton shaking

New Year comes with another big blow
Watching another coach of yours geaux
RUMORS you're leaving starting to grow
You’re all out of pay raises, time to blow

Les Miles eyeing the two million in raise
Along with HIS national titles and praise
Les' damn strong Tigers rolled in Atlanta
Nicky watched it at home eatin' Mylanta

Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR
Did you see Miles coming & did you care?
Will you not live through the great abuse?
Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

It's championship day in that SUPER DOME
Les seems so relaxed just like he was home
Nicky wired like he's got somethin' to prove
Dwarf's arse is so tight, he can hardly move

The kickoff comes and the game it's now on
Nick's into the action, he's pure testosterone
That defense is yielding, for SEC Champ LSU
TR's smoking hot and Nicky's lovin' the view

BAMA drives to the twenty before TR's spent
Another missed field goal and Nicky's lament
JJ runs the triple option when LSU has the ball
They're moving it so quickly, time for the call

Nicky loads up on the ends lookin' for a triple
Dive plays to Hilliard, Bama looks the cripple
LSU into that red zone and Ford gets it at last
Turns a quick corner, that noise and the blast

SUPERDOME erupts into what's pure insanity
FIFTY THOUSAND TIGERS, ohhh the humanity
The rest of the first quarter finds Nicky numb
Not a single word spoken he's become dumb

LSU takes that second quarter, getting three
It's ten to zip halftime, the DOME's a melee
Nicky leads em out to start the third quarter
Little does he know, he's in really hot water

LSU takes the kickoff, little Tyrann Mathieu
Ninety-eight yards in that room with a view
Lid's off that DOME, Badger gave it the gas
Hang your head Little Nicky he's kicking ass

It's seventeen zip and Les turns up the heat
McCarrion's losing it another turnover treat
LSU scores its last time this makes it twenty
Nicky's task uphill, they have to score plenty

Heisman TR answers with his night's big run
The once-dead Tide Fans now come undone
Twenty to seven, there's much time to rally
But Alabama doesn't have all night to dally

Tigers grinding long drive netting near fifty
Killing clock when Brad Wing sets up shifty
It's a fake punt and Brad Wing's on the run
Fumbles on the five yard line, son-of-a-gun

That great TIGER DEFENSE just rises again
Three and out, TR is smothered on the ten
LSU kills more clock, tension on that chain
Hopes for that comeback starting to wane

Then another great gift falls from the gods
A lucky turnover and BAMA's on the clouds
They drive it down inside to Tiger's twenty
But that's all she wrote, and three's plenty

It's twenty to ten, there's 10 minutes more
But alas neither team will 'eer again score
Great game of the century, replayed again
Les Miles in a THREE-PEAT, ohh what a sin

Bama nation in melt-down, lookin to Nicky
He's had enough Tide, Texas ain't so tricky
Nicky pulls the plug n' heads to Lake Travis
Get out the SEC and away from John Chavis

 

That is worse.

 

Yoo uglee and yo momma dresses u funny ... Go back to NOLA.com

 

Heartbreaking is winning 9 - 6

... But even more heartbreaking is losing 9 - 6

Kudos to Alabama for keeping this game close ...

Kudos to Eric Reid for playing his best game ever as a Tiger

 

LSU 9, Lil Nicky 6

The Legend of Little Nicky

Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR​

Did you see Miles coming & did you care?
Will you not live through the great abuse?
Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

Those Tigers of Auburn turned you green
And Tigers of Miles took away the sheen
Spirits won’t mend when so badly broken
Loyal words bout Nicky no longer spoken

Grumbling began after that great game
True love for Little Nicky never the same
NAMATH n' others so secretly scheming
To replace Little Nicky after his reaming

Little red wagon wheels coming off fast
Nicky rolled Auburn again in a late blast
Little Statue of Bronze next to THE BEAR
It ain't so bad now, so don't you despair!

Sexton gives you a call, he still loves you
But inside you know, he’s one of the few
Texas GREEN is right there for the taking
All of that dough has got Sexton shaking

New Year comes with another big blow
Watching another coach of yours geaux
RUMORS you're leaving starting to grow
You’re all out of pay raises, time to blow

Les Miles eyeing the two million in raise
Along with HIS national titles and praise
Les' damn strong Tigers rolled in Atlanta
Nicky watched it at home eatin' Mylanta

Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR
Did you see Miles coming & did you care?
Will you not live through the great abuse?
Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

The Big Game
It's championship day in that SUPER DOME
Les seems so relaxed just like he was home
Nicky wired like he's got somethin' to prove
Dwarf's arse is so tight, he can hardly move

The kickoff comes and the game it's now on
Nick's into the action, he's pure testosterone
That defense is yielding, for SEC Champs LSU
TR's smoking hot and Nicky's lovin' the view

BAMA drives to the twenty before TR's spent
Another missed field goal and Nicky's lament
JJ runs the triple option when LSU has the ball
They're moving it so quickly, time for the call

Nicky loads up on the ends lookin' for a triple
Dive plays to Hilliard, Bama looks the cripple
LSU into that red zone and Ford gets it at last
Turns a quick corner, that noise and the blast

SUPERDOME erupts into what's pure insanity
FIFTY THOUSAND TIGERS, ohhh the humanity
The rest of the first quarter finds Nicky numb
Not a single word spoken he's become dumb

LSU takes that second quarter, getting three
It's ten to zip halftime, that DOME's a melee
Nicky leads em out to start the third quarter
Little does he know, he's in really hot water

LSU takes the kickoff, little Tyrann Mathieu
Ninety-eight yards in that room with a view
Lid's off that DOME, Badger gave it the gas
Hang your head Little Nicky he's kicking ass

It is seventeen zip and Les turns up the heat
McCarrion's losing it another turnover treat
LSU scores its last time this makes it twenty
Nicky's task uphill they have to score plenty

Heisman TR answers with his night's big run
The once-dead TIDE FANS now come undone
Twenty to seven, there's much time to rally
But Alabama doesn't have all night to dally

Tigers grinding long drive netting near fifty
Killing clock when Brad Wing sets up shifty
It's a fake punt and Brad Wing's on the run
Fumbles on the five yard line, son-of-a-gun

That great TIGER DEFENSE just rises again
Three and out, TR is smothered on the ten
LSU kills more clock, tension on that chain
Hopes for that comeback starting to wane

Then another great gift falls from the gods
A lucky turnover and BAMA's on the clouds
They drive it down inside to Tiger's twenty
But that's all she wrote, and three's plenty

It's twenty to ten, there's 10 minutes more
But alas neither team will 'eer again score
Great game of the century, replayed again
Les Miles in a THREE-PEAT, ohh what a sin

Bama nation in melt-down, lookin to Nicky
He's had enough Tide, TEXAS ain't so tricky
Nicky pulls the plug n' heads to Lake Travis
Get out the SEC and away from John Chavis

 

Why did all of the REAL ramah's posts get deleted? Remember how he destroyed Miles when he was first hired? IIRC, he even coined the term 'Less Smiles' because that's what he would bring to all LSU fans. Then, he vowed not to return until Miles was gone and the program in shambles; just so he could say 'TOLD YA SO'.

I don't think he's dead. He's just in self imposed exile. Maybe 14-0 will make him see the error of his ways and facilitate his return??

 

Ramah was a little before my time. This dude ramah'sghost isn't the same ramah you all talk about? Just curious.