Hail to the Football Gods in 2011 ... RamahsGhost speaks

your mouth maybe, the rest of you....faaaaar behind.

 

Aint a mofo that looks like the cat that was posing with the elephant ever in their lifetime seen a 4 point anything forty.

 

Ode to Cowbells
Or
“Did you the get the number on that truck”
by Ramah​

It is the dismal morning after. I had my dreams of what cudda been
Oh what the hell did we do last night, when LSU’s Tigers did drop in
We are now at one and two, and our season is at a goddamned end
My poor skull it is still ringing, and it’s no longer any use to pretend

GOD punished us for the damned cowbells, SWEET JESUS this is true
We should have never cheated, and tried to piss off Les Miles of LSU
We won’t go bowling after Christmas with Santa Mullen and his Relf
We’ll sit at home in trailers, and watch LSU claim their BCS top shelf

Now the plan was pure and simple, I must confess now that it’s true
We would break SEC rules on cowbells, for that showdown with LSU.
To prepare for the mighty LSU Tigers, we would really raise some hell.
Coach DAN told us to ring cowbells and give up a special redneck yell.

The great Fred Smoot he’d give us a signal, when LSU was on an attack
We were all to ignore JUMBO, whenever Smootie patted his own back
Now the fines would not be much and Ole Mike Slive he’d understand
That we MOO U Bulldogs are the most ill-bred & tempered in the land

Now this took one hell of an effort, so they gave us all a day off school
We practiced at pep rally and rang ‘em while Fred Smoot played a fool
Lord everything was going so great, in Quarter One and Quarters Two
We cost LSU five penalties and disrupted all their audible signals too

Our slick cowbell plan was working, LSU could be beaten by our tricks
We went nuts in the third quarter, when the field goal tied it six to six
But our Dawgs were gettin so tired, cuz LSU kept whippin Bulldog Azz
And by the start of fourth quarter, our DAWGS just flat ran out of gaz

GOD punished us for the damned cowbells, SWEET JESUS this is true
We should have never cheated, and tried to piss off Les Miles of LSU
We won’t go bowling after Christmas with Santa Mullen and his Relf
We’ll sit at home in trailers, and watch LSU claim their BCS top shelf

It sucks to be a Moo U dawg :angry: ... but we'll get 'em next year!

 

this is a bad effort even for you.

Grade: solid D

 

No packs of barking Bulldogs, nor any Hill Billy Wild Cats
Will keep Bengal Tigers from wearing championship hats
No Appalachian Mountain Goat
... nor scum from the Plains
Can stop LSU's War Machine from beating out their brains

LSU 35, West Virginia 17

 

C-. Improvement but work on your subtlety. Concise is good but you shouldnt have to reach so far like hillbilly wild cats which have nothing to do with anything. try to make it more relevant.

dont get discouraged. you're up to 8th grade level already.

 

Bump

No packs of barking Bulldogs, nor any Hill Billy Wild Cats
Will keep Bengal Tigers from wearing championship hats
No Appalachian Mountain Goat
... nor scum from the Plains
Can stop LSU's War Machine from beating out their brains

LSU 35, West Virginia 17

 

Hickory dickery dock
the eerrs can suck my
uh uh well nevermind. Maybe I shouldn't even try

 

No Appalachian Mountain Goat nor scum from the Plains
Can stop LSU's War Machine from beatin out their brains


LSU 45, Auburn 0

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