Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all you great Tiger Fans! It’s been one long amazing ride this season as we come to celebrate Christmas & New Year. Who could have predicted an LSU Vs. Bama finale for the BCS crystal? What an amazing ride 14 – 0 has been, and only one really close game at Bama in Les Miles SEVENTH SEASON … I saw that “once in a blue moon” favorable schedule and knew this team could run the table back in August ... Seven seasons to get LSU to the point of total domination in the SEC … the rest of the SEC programs don’t see that it takes a long time to accomplish what LSU has in college football. Most of the fans don’t have the patience to give a coach that long … Except for Georgia ... Which is why we see the coaching carousel going crazy at other programs! In 2011, SEC Programs have been humbled by LSU & have thrown in the towel … accepting Les Miles and LSU as the Premier SEC Program … and the best of america as well There is but one stubborn holdout that dares to defy what is obvious to the Football GODS and all of America … Arrogant Alabama and our former “much hated” coach Lil Nicky Saban. Peaking as a Program and possessing a similarly smothering defense (albeit bigger & slower than LSU’s dee, but not stronger), Alabama proved to be the only team even remotely close to LSU this season, holding Tigers to a season low 9 points in Tuscaloosa. With a venue change for the crystal, the rematch will be a home contest on fast track, the way the Tigers love to have it served up when they come to the DOME every four years this century 2004 :crystal: -------------- 2008 :crystal: -----------------2012 :crystal: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1xt2dta9U8&feature=g-u&context=G1d29eFUAAAAAAAAAA"]LSU "Road to the BCS" Trailer [Can You Feel It?] - YouTube[/ame] [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDgHhGRfT_4"]Honey Badger Anthem - YouTube[/ame] ... New Honey Badger All hail to the 2011 Football GODS They have been magnificent to LSU in 2011 during a season of good fortune that saw almost zero injuries. Despite a few shenanigans, LSU as a team overcame all obstacles and smothered opposing teams with a Defense that proved to be the fastest and strongest and deepest in all america. This amazing young team only has the promise of bigger and better things in 2012. The possibility of eclipsing the 34 wins in a row record held by USC and Miami (both cheated to get these marks as we know) could be done by Les Miles with another 14 – 0 run next year! I predict 28 – 0 in back-to-back crystal runs in NOLA & Miami I’ll geaux a step further … LSU will take the modern football era record of 35 wins in a row sometime in October of 2014 … TAMU Cotton Bowl Win + 28-0 + 5 early wins in 2013 ... With good fortune comes a new year and one with even better fortune for the LSU Tigers! See you next year as we’re gone Amsterdammin’ a few weeks! I’ll be on the party barge with Woody Harrelson & Bill Clinton … we never inhale J And now ... a tribute to the FB GODS Hail to 2011 Football GODS This truly special football season is nearly finished at LSU SEC CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS have once again come true TIGERS PRIDE stayed alive to drive us to a thirteenth win Eyes on the prize, we must arise n’ rock that DOME again NO TUSCALOOSA MIDGET nor an OREGON Quacking DUCK Could slow the VAUNTED LSU TIGERS from running amuck NO Ole Miss riverboat gamblers, No hicks from Tennessee Could spoil that Tiger undefeated run, the best in History No pack of barking BULLDOGS, nor HILLBILLY WILD CATS Could stop LSU TIGERS from wearing Championship HATS No Appalachian Mountain Goats nor scum from the Plains Could stop LSU's War Machine, it beat out all their brains THE SEC WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP GAME ... Lotsa noise was heard pregame from # 3 Hawgs :angryfire No spoiler making HAWG calls stood for long in LSU’s way On Thanksgiving weekend before that SEC Judgment Day Happy HAWGS in DEATH VALLEY squealing so full of pride Squeal death throes back to Fayettenam on a loser’s ride LSU rocked Petrino’s world, OLD HAWG really took it BAD Third ranked Bob lost his mind and left Death Valley MAD TIGERS laughed last and loudest, slappin da Hogs so silly No BCS bowl for the Petrino troll and Hawg calling hillbilly SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME ... LSU's revenge from 2005 Georgia Bulldogs in Atlanta, Tiger armour they did pierce Humbled LSU in a first half, only a Badger hanging fierce Sleeping TIGER, so late to rise, a roaring THUNDERDOME Mighty Tigers rocked Atlanta and took an SEC Title home INTERLUDE Like a gigantic snowball rollin’ fast down a mountain side The biggest of all LSU allies, Momentum, it would subside With the final counting done, BCS named its number two ‘Twas no jest, Crimson Tide’s blessed, to again face LSU THE PROPHESY IN RAMAH'S DREAM Every once in a while Football GODS look down and smile Will history be repeated, and Rammer Jammer defeated? Midnight stroke January 10, will LSU’s fans be in Heaven? Football GODS love LSU and this year we believe it’s true Would Ramah leave you high and dry with no final score? Your eyes tire, you need a break, yet you’re readin more I have asked those Football GODS, this they told me true The only way the TIGERS win, if Ramah don’t jinx em too Wait I said, let me get this straight, you ask a lot from me I cannot geux in that DOME and watch the best in History? Because if I do I’ll jinx LSU and the Bama horns will sound They said “That is right, LSU wins, if Ramah is not around” Then I gave those Football GODS one almighty Ramah F-U In 2004 and in 2008, you GODS heard me howling for L S U This is true we applaud you, but you cannot see the game If you watch dem Tigers play, their loss will be your shame Ole Ramah hung his head low, n’ then came close to tears I’m gonna miss da best title game in these last fifty years? “You must miss this game and give away those tickets too” And if you do, these Football GODS will give reward to you What reward? I would sooner die than miss the great game It’s terrible! I’m tempted to geaux, but LSU I cannot shame So I’ll be in a French Quarter Suite partying with paid meat Eatin' Viagra like M&Ms and Tigers fightin on Poydras Street Well, at least tell me the score ahead of time, I complained Ok, said the GODS, since you been cool, it will be explained Your LSU Tigers will surely win and the score twenty to ten I said OK! Give me the Play by Play, and then tell me again! Football GODS 'splained it well and again to me they did tell These game tales I lay down for you spell VICTORY for LSU In a SUPERDOME MADHOUSE where I never left feeling blue You’ll all owe Ramah one, TIGERS, he won’t jinx this for LSU HOW THE BIG GAME GOES DOWN It's championship night in that SUPER DOME Les seems so relaxed just like he was HOME Nicky's wired like he got something to prove Dwarf arse so tight that he can hardly move The kickoff comes and the game it's now on Nicky into that action and pure testosterone That Defense is yielding for SEC Champs LSU TR's smoking hot and Nicky's loving that view BAMA drives to the twenty before TR's spent Oh another missed field goal to Nicky's lament JJ runs da triple option when LSU has the ball They're moving it so quickly, tis time for a call Nicky loads up on his ends to stop the TRIPLE But Hilliard dive plays make Bama look CRIPPLE LSU into the red zone and Ford gets it at last He turns a quick corner to that NOISY BLAST SUPERDOME erupts into what's pure insanity FIFTY THOUSAND TIGERS, oh the HUMANITY The rest of the first quarter finds Nicky numb Not a single word spoken, Nicky is now dumb LSU takes that second quarter, getting three It's ten to zip halftime, that DOME's a MELEE Nicky leads em out to start the third quarter Little does he know, he's in really hot water LSU takes that kickoff, little Tyrann Mathieu Geaux Ninety-six yards in a room with a view Lid's off that DOME, BADGER gave it the gas Hang yo head Little Nick he's kicking dat ass It is seventeen to zip, Les turns up the heat McCarrion is losing it, another turnover treat LSU scores its last time this makes it twenty Nicky's task uphill as they gotta score plenty Heisman loser TR answers with that BIG RUN The once dead TIDE FANS now come undone Twenty to seven, there is still time for a rally But BAMA does not have all night to dillydally Tigers grinding a long drive netting near fifty Killing a clock when Brad Wing sets up shifty It is a fake punt and Brad Wing's on the run Fumbles it on the five, Aussie son-of-a-gun THAT GREAT TIGER DEFENSE just rises again Three and out TR smothered again on da ten LSU eats more time clock, tension on a chain Bama hopes for that comeback start to wane Then another great gift falls from those GODS Turnover testing LSU, BAMA up on the clouds BAMA drives it down inside that Tiger twenty But that's all she wrote three points is plenty Now twenty to ten with only 15 minutes more But neither team will again on this night score Great game of the century, replayed yet again Les Miles and that THREE-PEAT, oh what a sin Raise Crystal Coach Miles, big pay rai$es again Your Tigers stayed hungry and gave you a win Hang yo' head Little Nicky and make yo excuse Truth of it all is that you've just lost your juice Little statue of Bronze, next to the big ole BEAR Did you see Miles coming and did you even care? Will you not survive through this greatest abuse? Beer Bottles are crashing and the curses profuse Spirits won’t mend when they're so badly broken The loyal words about Lil’ Nicky no longer spoken NAMATH and others no longer secretly scheming Talk replacing Lil' Nicky after Bama's last reaming BAMA nation in melt-down all blaming Little Nicky Sexton's had quite enough, TEXAS ain't so tricky Nicky pulls that cord and he heads to Lake Travis Hauling azz outta the SEC away from John Chavis The very next spring when Bronze was torn down Great rioting started all over the Tuscaloosa town BAMA better be nimble and they'd better be quick Because Little Nicky split after Les Miles' Hat trick :crystal::crystal::crystal::crystal: ... 35 - 0 or Bust!:geaux:
Dude the obsession with Nick leaving Bama is as annoying as Isltl Joe Pa stories. Saban is gonna be there for a long time. Quit sounding scared, I'm embarrassed for you.
I liked it! GEAUX UNDEFEATED! PS The one thing that they said, and I hope is true, be sure to give that ticket to, Sugarlsu!
Sounds like you're the one scared and you're projecting this fear Only an arse would judge a man before he walked a mile in his shoes ... so walk 3 blocks with me here and lemme tell ya ... What's really behind those rhymes: PASSION behind my endless unfathomable desire for revenge and my pure unadulterated hatred of all things ALABAMA especially Paul Bear Bryant (who I hate even more than Saban) and my desire to see Alabama face endless suffering and repeated pummelings at the hands of LSU until they are driven back to resort to wide-open cheating and more NCAA sanctions and probation or even a DEATH PENALTY ... I wanna see the Alabama Program totally annihilated to the point of ... "irrelephancy" ... something similar to where Ole Miss is now I wanna read a police section of Montgomery/Birmingham/Tuscaloosa news and note wife beatings are up 500% the week after Bama plays LSU and gets their asses handed to them. I wanna hear whimpers on Bama forums that are closed to LSU posters Kinda like the same whimpering goin on at those Hawg Forums After they've been stomped ... I wanna take their pride from them And I'll then feed it back to 'em in doses ... Like a good doctor! Some of us here have a History with the Alabama FB program! That's what's behind those ryhming lines!:hihi:
That's what I love about YOU Supa ... you never exalt ureself :hihi: Merry X-Mas, Bro ... lotsa love on ya!
My two uncles are going ... Their Bucket List :hihi: ... Sorry, but the extra ticket is going to my uncles brother ... he's dying of leukemia slowly ... and it's his bucket list item also ... Now if Miami happens next year, I'll get 4 tickets and take all three of 'em again as a surprise Bucket List Back-to-Back Supreme! Is that a first-rate nephew or what? My oldest living uncle in the group played with Jerry Stovall in early 60's He loves the Bear even more than I do and calls Nicky the "Lil Bear":thumb:
