Gumpville Self Reports NCAA Violations

It's his brain on drugs

 

Someone's satire detector is broke. Who is the real dumbass?

 

Go have another drink hypocrite.

 

Are you buying?

 

Sure, what's your poison? You a single malt dude? Bourbon? Blended? Clear liquor?

 

Single malt or bourbon

 

I like single malt too, I recently started drinking whiskey and scotch again, definitely takes the edge off. You ever had Oban?

 

Never tried it. I haven't been drinking much scotch or bourbon lately. It's been so damn hot I have pretty much been sticking to beer. Right now the heat index is 107. A good margarita would hit the spot.

I see Oban makes a 32 year old edition. I bet that's damn good.

 

It's actually pretty cheap considering too. That and Macallan are the 2 single malts of choice for me. But in a pinch Glenlevit or Glenfiddich will work.