Great Trip To Dallas For Game

Shit, he wouldn't step in

 

Better watch yo ass, @lsutiga gonna pull a snapping turtle out of his pocket.

 

As long as that's all he takes out of there. He seems a little infatuated with taint having an erection as of late. Always talking bout "taint got wood" or something like that.

 

You know how they be in Bunkie.

 

Too much bacon fat in the roux.

 

Hey man he was talking about drinking methinks. Yall 2 gonna throw your backs out and Im gonna have to carry both your dumbasses into the ER.

Hes right about the drinking. I don't even remember our trip to New Orleans. I heard we had fun. Wait I do remember a hooker but he made me leave.

 

Her probably banged her after you paid.

 

Wait....who has the penile infatuation?

As if....you might dump their ass on the lawn outside but you ain't takin em in.

 

You were just too cheap to pay to watch.

 

There were two, they came up to the bar with us. At least one of them wasn't wearing any panties.