Good, Bad, & Ugly --Florida

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  1. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    They stick him with a dart gun but keep that tween us cause PETA Phreaks will shit a brick if they hear that.
     
    LSUTiga, Oct 18, 2015
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    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    They have tried the food trick. He won't go. He is more willful than the previous Tigers and a lot bigger. They can't starve him.
     
    red55, Oct 18, 2015
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    Just get in the trailer and say "Here kitty kitty"
     
    Bengal B, Oct 18, 2015
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    If they let him go long enough without food he'll get in. Leaving the trailer there for the time it would take to "uncondition" him may pose a safety issue though.
     
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    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Go to Oakdale Louisiana and get some hog dogs to move his ass.
     
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  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    This ain't a hog, Alphonse. A tiger is smarter, faster, more agile, and a top predator ten times the weight of a hog dog. They would not come near him.
     
    red55, Oct 18, 2015
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    el005639 Founding Member

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    Haha...I think at least one ends up as chow
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Tigers are Asian, aren't they? Mike would be eating won ton dog for dinner
     
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  9. LSUTiga

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    Maybe not those sissy lap dogs you fool with. You'd be surprised what dogs can do. And I did say dogS as in a pack so we're stacking the deck and it's not one-on-one. A 500 lb boar has a lot of those same qualities but when that pit bull grabs it they QUIT.
     
    LSUTiga, Oct 18, 2015
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  10. el005639

    el005639 Founding Member

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    Hogs are badasses but tigers they are not. And I only started that one of them world be chow.
     
    el005639, Oct 18, 2015
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