Former high school teacher-turned-slam poet Taylor Mali: "If two boys are fighting, I break it up. If two girls are fighting, I wait until that shit's over and then drag what's left to the principal's office."
I broke up many playground fights. The trick is to let them fight long enough till one is winning. Then you grab the one that’s winning and if the one losing comes after him and wants some more you let this sum bitch go back to whoppin his ass.