We play dirty santa every year with the fam which is mostly made up of a bunch of dirty liberals. They historically bring a bunch of crap gifts that no one ever wants anyway so I figured I'd get their asses this year. I bought the book, put it in a shoe box, wrapped it up and couldn't wait to see one of their faces when they opened it up. Of course I'd steal it away from them and voila. Well wouldn't you know it one of the dirty bastards stole it from me and now I have to buy the damned thing again.
