Classics include: 1. They'd do better dressing out the cheerleaders trying to stop the LSU RBs, than starting these bums. (after LSU pounds team for several first downs on way to easy TD). 2. Coach, did you get the number on that Purple & Gold truck that hit me. (after a great hit, and they're slow to get up) 3. Anything that fast oughtta be against the law (after a Trindon TD). Boy, oh boy, can that bullet fly. He made that (name your team) chump they call an SEC Cornerback look like he was standing still. Hell, he's probably still looking for his shoes, after that fake. 4. After the rout is on and LSU is ahead comfortably, AND YOU HEAR "ANY EXCUSES" (ref calls, etc) from an opposing fan about why they're getting beat, such a perfect example will be this year's Alabama game, say this: My advice to you, Bammer: Start drinking heavily and forget about your team's embarrassing loss here tonight and quit making excuses. You'll get your $32 million worth "NEXT YEAR" and WINK a really big and obnoxious wink at them. Then say, Remember, this is Death Valley, what on earth were you thinking when you walked in here tonight ... Did you think Saban would wave his magic wand and give you Victory, lol. Have your entire section erupt into "Tiger Bait" and repeat as long as needed to silence them.
I yelled "Tigerbait" at a bama fan one time... then he hits me with "your momma".. to which I replied, "I don't have a momma, my dad and I use yours!"... He immediately lightened up and handed me a beer.. :wave:
