Fun with Gumps

I'll be pulling for A&M this weekend. Faygs over cousin f'ers.

 

Wow! Is that a loaded question! (too many jokes.....head going to explode!)

Now, as for Nicky boy....he didn't cheat on LSU with their best friend of next door neighbor. He went to the NFL.

Ok back to your original question.......is she REALLY REALLY hot?

 

You're right. I guess there really is such a thing as bad timing to unleash on the gumps. Or just lack of focus to topic at hand. lol

 

He went to the NFL on Christmas night, then ended up with Bama.

So, in my analogy, your g/f left your ass on Christmas to be with a richer guy, THEN ended up with your worst enemy.

And, no, she's not that hot; she's a bitch, but she's good in bed.

 

Not what I said. Take your Ritalin.

 

Not ritalin, but all meds have been ingested as prescribed by the VA doctor.

 

We may not have beaten Bama, but we have scoreboard on their asses.

 

What scoreboard.

 

This is true, but Aggies are delusional--so their gloating would be painful.

 

I think he meant that we beat the Aggies.