Bringing in the heavy hangers.

Where is my wife:

That sucked ass

I knew I should have played golf today. I will tee it up tomorrow now that the pen is shot.

I'm over it

Did we win?

Have to be, we have shit for pitching. Absolute shit! All of them

Peterson pitched well today

They all have their moments but as a whole the entire rotation is canned ass. Landon will pitch his ass off tomorrow and have no one to turn it over to that has any confidence.

How do you not have any lefties?

A great big F YOU to spaghetti sauce and that asshat Dumm. They can both hit the bricks.

Now Im over it