Forde - The Dash looks for dating advice around the country

thanks cuz I skipped right past it. it was the best one.


The latest proof that Texas Tech coach Mike Leach (2) is among the more fascinating football coaches on the planet comes from this YouTube clip. In it, Leach dispenses dating advice on his coach's show. Among his first-date stratagems: Avoid salad-intensive menus, thus "the girl will be forced to eat in front of you, which is something that women hate, but the earlier the better." Also: If the conversation is lagging, go to a coffee house so you can talk about "the bizarre-looking characters going in and out."



How long before Mike Leach gets an eHarmony endorsement?
What date could go wrong with advice like that? No wonder Leach's offenses score so often.

The fact Leach would field the question is tremendous. That he discussed it with a stone-cold straight face is supernatural, but in character. Leach could open the door to fetch the morning paper, be greeted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex on the front lawn and fail to change facial expression or voice inflection.


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Okay, that was funny as h#*%. And I've been old for so long that I forgot I used to hate to eat in front of a date. I think that faded around the mid-20's for me, when I realized, "It's a free meal. Eat."

 

Les Miles - "Just show her your 2 crystal balls... Wait.. that only works for me."

 

yeah that one was good, my bad.

here is another pick of monz to make up for it.

 

Les Miles - "If she denies you at first, be persistent on those 4th and 1 drives...and if need be, remind her you have the biggest cojones in all the land."