For ladies going to the LSU-TCU game - IMPORTANT!!

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  1. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    Congrats on digging up that thread where this was discussed a few weeks ago.

    I bet they do, Stuart Smalley. I bet they do.

    I drink my scotch straight. No "cocktails" for this guy:

    cock·tail
    1 /ˈkɒkˌteɪl/ Show IPA
    noun
    1. any of various short mixed drinks, consisting typically of gin, whiskey, rum, vodka, or brandy, with different admixtures, as vermouth, fruit juices, or flavorings, usually chilled and frequently sweetened.
     
  2. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    Eh, they're both technically two words. Same number of syllables.
     
  3. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    :p
     
  4. mancha

    mancha Alabama morghulis

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    When you order a mixed drink, or even a beer, at a bar they serve it with a cocktail napkin. I'm cool with the terms drinks or mixed drinks, but we still have to keep the term 'cocktail napkin'. Mixed drink napkin or beer napkin sounds funny.
     
  5. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    I agree, but "bev-nap" is what we called them when I waited tables.
     
  6. mancha

    mancha Alabama morghulis

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    You insiders always have your own code words. What did you call the guy who orders a drink and says "may I please have a cocktail napkin my dear man"
     
  7. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    Nothing. Just a dude that wanted a bevnap.
     
  8. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Cocktail waitresses are hotter than bar maids.
     
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  9. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    Truth
     
  10. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I like the term "serving wenches"
     
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